Hello, welcome to the fruits of my technical labour. It's been much too long since I updated this.

MUCH too long.

May I recommend some things to facilitate the enjoyment (if you may call it such) of my site? Excellent. Try skimbling off to ghetto-blaster.com first, keep that open in another window. You'll appreciate it once you experience it. Also, be careful when you mouseover the links (if you're sitting in a dark room, you might want to turn a light on first to acclimatise your eyes).

Fantastic, now we've got to know each other, let's get down to business. There's not much on this page, but what do you expect from a front page - cuddly puppies and free sweets? Hardly, and if you do, you're quite odd. What I CAN offer you is a series of links (as witnessed above) in a delightful salmon hue of pink. Clicking on them, as one might expect, will elicit a variety of results both in the end-user and the site itself, invariably one of which being that the page changes to reflect your choice...

...An extremely long and arduous way of saying 'click the links to navigate my site'.

Enjoy, and if you have any problems at all, go read the manual.

No, I won't provide you with a manual.